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AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago

Anon wipes his ass

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Anon wipes his ass

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AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago
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  • cally [he/they]
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    3 months ago

    Why use toilet paper when bidet shower exists?

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      Yes. You just use this to blast water into your colon until it’s sparkling clean inside. I love it.

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        3 months ago

        Screenshot of Edd from Eddsworld staring at a monitor, visibly shocked.

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        It’s normally just for the outside, but I like how you think…

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        Well if you’re shoving the show head past your anus and rectum into your colon, I think you might have been misinformed on the proper use of bidet showers.

        I just wash the outside. Seems much easier and more efficient in terms of hygiene.

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          Yes, the deeper the better.

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