• sorebuttfromsitting@sopuli.xyz
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      1 year ago

      well it ain’t no PG TIPS but it will make a gallon of oddly flavored water cooked in the sun, which when chilled and enhanced with fresh lemon juice and served over ice, is dope

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        1 year ago

        well it ain’t no PG TIPS but it will make a gallon of oddly flavored water

        Almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.

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          1 year ago

          Listen, you stupid machine. It tastes filthy! Here take this cup back!

          [He throws cup at NutriMatic]

          NUTRIMATIC DRINK DISPENSER: If you have enjoyed the experience of this drink, why not share it with your friends?

          ARTHUR: Because I want to keep them! Will you try and comprehend what I’m telling you? That drink -

          NUTRIMATIC DRINK DISPENSER: …that drink was individually tailored to meet your personal requirements for nutrition and pleasure

          ARTHUR: Ah! So I’m a masochist on a diet, am I?!

          NUTRIMATIC DRINK DISPENSER: Share and enjoy.

          ARTHUR: Oh shut up.