I bet you couldn’t tell we have pets.
Die quick and suffer!
So say we all!
SO SAY WE ALL!
Sounds like American democracy … you need democracy and we’ll destroy your country and kill your people until you get it.
We want you to be free, so will kill everyone until you are free. Then if you make a “freedom choice” we don’t like, we’ll force more freedom on you until we are satisfied
Without a pet-tax image I’m not sure I can upvote.
Charlie (extremely stupid) and Ghost (slightly less extremely stupid). It looks like they are friends. They are not. Well… Charlie likes Ghost, it’s just not reciprocated.
They sound like the Star Trek / Star Wars fandoms.
Regardless, they both look like good friends to have.
May they live long and prosper and may the force be with them.
The weirdest thing just happened.
I noticed, that Charlie looks an awful lot like my dog, Bane.
So I dig through some photos to find a picture of him to post in a reply - and the first one I find is one with him and me - wearing a Star Wars shirt.
So I have to ask: Are you my evil/parallel universe twin? :-P
Bane is a cute doggie, but looks a bit bigger (Charlie is only 14 pounds) and Charlie also has one “broken” ear that won’t stand up.
Their cuteness makes up for the (alledged) stupidity in my opinion. The hair struggle is real.
The only reason we keep them around is because they’re cute. Ghost is mean and hates everyone and everything but us and has also brought dead animals or sometimes dead half-animals through the dog door- she won’t let us have them sometimes either, but the worst was waking up to the back half of a rabbit and blood all over the floor. Meanwhile, Charlie wants endless pets and if you stop, he’ll scratch you over and over until you do it again. I try to stop him from doing it to my face, but he’s gotten my eye a couple of times and somehow not ripped it out. He also bites my daughter at random. Not hard, but he bites her. Then he wants her to pet him again. But at least he’s stopped pooping in the living room.
Wow, they are lucky to be this cute. They sound like more than a hand full!
Well, no major health problems, no strangers (or even friends) attacked, and since we have a dog door, they get lots of exercise, so overall they’re not as big a handful as they sound. But they do annoy us.
With those descriptions, now they really sound like the Star Wars / Star Trek fandoms
Which one is the rabbit murderer that hates everyone and everything?
Ghost is definitely Star Wars … don’t give them a light saber or a Death Star
Charlie is definitely Star Trek because he wants everyone to like them … to the point of scratching your eyes out
But Charlie is the stupider one!
Is this the Star Trek Wars?
No, it’s the Star Wars trek, a vast migration of Star Wars fans.
As a fan of both, and of ironic t-shirts, you would immediately pique my interest for a conversation.
Something, something Dave Filoni…something something Mike McMahan…
Bah. It’s no fun wearing a shirt like this if you don’t get angry stares.
I would give you the Vulcan hands and say “May the Force be with you”.
A long time ago in a galaxy very close.
https://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/star-trek/
I personally own this bad boy :)
That website is like wandering around Spencer’s Gifts circa 2001
Excellent!
I have never gotten the desire to enrage people like this.
I don’t actually think I’ll enrage anyone.
It’s just a silly joke that makes people smile, that’s all
I like the one better where there is a picture of Patrick Stewart with the caption “use the force, Harry - Gandalf”, 4 in 1
Dan of the Game Grumps wore a similarly provocative shirt on the most recent episode of The Grumps.
Nice Red Dwarf shirt
Needs a few curry stains for that!
It should say Star Trak
Eh, this won’t enrage either side. Hence not a single comment upset.
It was a joke.
