• KoboldCoterie
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    6 months ago

    I’m just mad I didn’t think of it first. I would love to market shit like this. If these people are going to pay an idiot tax, they might as well be paying it to me.

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        6 months ago

        Call it “MEGA MAGA”

        it’s got 45 vital nutrients and minerals.
        When they ask what they are say you don’t trust scientists

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          6 months ago

          I dunno, that sounds like something that has “molecules” in it?

          Instead, just say that it has what plants crave? :-P

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