Those dirty Ruskies ruin everything.
Sadly inserts buttplug
Sadly ejects the buttplug
Is Etsy trustworthy for things entering the body rectally?
It used to be, but I wouldn’t anymore. It’s closer to Amazon levels of quality now. I go to shevibe, lovehoney, or bad dragon for things I put in me.
Also look for a local adult shop, they tend to have some decent quality stuff, though selection may be limited.
I’ve got a few local shops. One is jank as hell, lots of jelly/plastic BS. One is pretty good, still some jelly but lots of more quality silicone and glass. One is AMAZING, they refuse to stick jelly/porous plastic and have only high quality stuff. They also do not overcharge. Good stuff.
There are still some ways to teach anon empathy it seems.
ed: И как всё касаемо анона, эти уроки случились через жопу.
Awkward translation: And just as everything that happened to anon, this lesson in empathy came through an ass referencing the way ex-soviets describe borked production or activity as coming from or through a butt, while anon did learnt this by being declined a sex with a buttplug.
Fake: Anon has a wife
Gay: Anon orders a buttplug
Thought Anon was in a long-distance relationship for a moment. Just do your damndest to make sure the real issue isn’t something you can change.
Me? Lucky I’m not childless, married to a Ukrainian. You would probably find me over there, wearing a helmet with the cat-ears, among other things. Lead by example.