“Babe come to bed”

“Sorry babe, new dawn dish soap just dropped”

Once had a friend stay the night to help me prepare a fuck ton of food for a party the next day. He had the audacity to criticize me for spending a bunch of time doing the dishes afterwards instead of gaming. I was like wtf do you expect me to do? Have guests over the next day with dishes in the sink?

I came to learn that yes, this is in fact a thing people don’t care about; which is fine. You do you but also don’t judge my cleaning habits lol. He’s an amazing friend but that moment will always stick with me.

I think I needed to hear this this week. Been a busy time.

Nice try mom

Oi josuke

I’d rather wash a lot of dishes a few times a day than wash a few dishes many times a day. It’d just feel like I’m constantly washing the dishes.

Not possible, sorry

Nah fuck that

Sounds like torture.