One of JDs illegitimate children about to be born

A love seat, clearly

The couch from Roseanne. Because it was a wealthy person pretending to be poor for financial gain.

At least Roseanne Barr has some redeeming qualities and fought for equality at one point. Pity she had sme bigoted views too.

I have this on good authority, though I can’t name names.

I’m guessing leather with a lot of folds

He hates futons because they transition from couches to beds.

A sextional

It’s the lingerie that does it.

A pull-out couch

Now there is an idea for a satirical video game: A couch dating simulator! It could also be a TV dating show parody.

He tried them all so you don’t have to!