Testing your new phone's camera in low-light conditions, you snap some photos in the dark rooms of your house. When you zoom in on the last one, you see this on the screen...

Morph9@lemmy.zip · 2 months ago

SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

That’s just Jeff. Probably got thirsty and got up to get water.

burgersc12@mander.xyz · 2 months ago

Ahh the babadook! He’s chill, just a metaphor for trauma, lock him up and talk to him once in a while and you’ll be square

xkbx@startrek.website · 2 months ago

I sleep with an exposed ass and unwashed bunghole. Have not been kidnapped or eaten yet

LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 months ago

Wash yo’ nasty self!

mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

YO FUCKER RENT IS DUE YOU GONNA LIVE HERE YOU GONNA PAY

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 2 months ago

A top hat? Really‽

BearOfaTime@lemm.ee · 2 months ago

Welp, looks like my lights will never be turned off again.