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Bröther may I have söme häy
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Imagine a spherical cow.
…best i can do is cylindrical.
Biggest Chungus
McDonald’s sells these types of cows… Except that they don’t have legs and stuff…
I know because I worked there…
These cows are engineered to produce as much meat as possible while also cutting costs…
So the next time you eat a Big Mac, consider the possibility that you are indulging in a burger from one of these cows…
… I should probably go to sleep.