Source: Chris Hallbeck — Gaston.
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Technology has gone the right amount of too far
Now we just need food bowls that shake the food on their own.
Vibrating motor and angled bowl should do the job. Some electronics nerd with a box full of microcontrollers should be able to throw a concept together pretty easily, but sadly I’m not that nerd.
I want a Samuel L Tracksun robot pet bed with an adjustable attitude dial following the sunlight around the room and yelling:
Oh, I’m sorry. Did I break your concentration? I didn’t mean to do that. Please, continue. You were shining… something about ultraviolet rays? Oh, y-you were finished? Oh, well, allow me to retort. What does the animal on my back look like? [angrily rolls back into the sunlight] What solar system are you from!? Silence ain’t no country I ever heard of! They send photons in “Silence”!? [rolls up on the sunlight again] PHOTONS, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SEND THEM!? MOVE AGAIN! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE-DARE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!! MOVE YOUR HELIOCENTRIC ASS ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!
Unfortunately, this would require the cat to actually use the cat bed instead of a random cardboard box