Oh, right. The milk. The milk for Santa, the milk chosen specifically for Santa to drink. Santa’s milk. That milk?
Gotcha covered
Wonder whose job it is to milk Santa
Mrs Claus?
Or one of the elfs when she has a headache.
Santa’s a busy, modern man. He’s probably got a breast pump he can use whilst working.
VERY NSFW
https://lemmus.org/post/2275131
Also NSFW
It’s only showing me a still image, but the comments imply there’s a story here. Is there more?
Thanks! 13 thousand for one, dang! I’ll stick with the auto blow for now I guess. Lol
The creature or something, I dunno.
It’s knife guy
Or maybe the meat worm
Meat worm guy 🪱
Christmas guy 🪱
Definitely not the reindeer. Last time they tried, it got everywhere. On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer…
Please refrain from milking the Santa. The Santa is in a committed relationship and Mrs. Santa would take the helpers and the entire North Pole if she found out.
oh, i thought it was a the office reference
I feel like the original name is good enough, Unicum, the universal cum that everybody likes.
No malk? How am I supposed to get my daily recommended source of vitamin R?
Santa is coming to town :3
Capitalism breeds innovation
I get they were going for a carton shape, but that looks basically impossible to clean.
Por que no los dos
In case Santa is bulimic?
Santa survives all year on the calories he eats in a single day. Let the fat man be jolly.
Wait, I thought men could produce milk.
I understand your discomfort at learning the truth. Take time to process it. Learning that the white substance shooting out the tip of a man’s penis is not milk, is like learning that Santa Claus doesn’t really invade all the chimney houses one night per year. And our perception of reality is shattered.
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