Them: You got fake Jordans!
You: And…?

If you’re more likely to spend time around this person (school, church, basketball practice, etc.)

Them: You got fake Jordans!
You: Nobody cares…
Them: I care!
You: I know. (pregnant pause) Nobody.

No see, right here it says made in Jordan.

Just makes it more likely this guy will sing to me.