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- lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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- lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/9085818
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You shove a knife in it, twist, and cut it out in chunks.
Ah, the Bobbitt technique!
(Does he really expect us to believe there was a hot dog under the sofa?)
Well he should’ve purchased a Carber hotdog vacuum.
Switch the vacuum from “SUCK” to “BLOW”. Or use the corkscrew. No, definitely use the corkscrew.
Perhaps a corkscrew inserted into the tip of the hotdog?
Broomstick.
Does anyone know how to get a broomstick out of an anus? Asking for a tiny faced friend.