Also got here the “friends, friends, business is discussed separately”

A bisexual friend of mine said mostly straight with a dash of gay

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My honest reaction: arrested for travelling with a two year old suitcase, that’s odd. Ah. with a two year old in a suitcase

RAID… is… a backup!

Is this data loss?

I mean, ya gotta be careful. Are they conservative because they are lonely, or are they lonely because they are conservative

No one could possibly fall for that, looks sarcastically then horrified as a bunch of people start running towards the trap

Please give me a source for this

To quote an old joke. Emacs is a good operating system, the only thing it lacks is a good text editor

You get the time it takes the interpreter to translate the sentence

They aren’t profitable, and the great push by the previous CEO towards manufacturing was apparently not successful enough (so far I don’t think they managed to get proper clients)

On the one hand, boobs, on the other, not being able to pee standing and less rights

DSA allegedly has provisions, but I still have to check it

He’s the one who properly started computer theory, I suppose

A bit clichê, but all of them

What could possibly go wrong. I don’t know what to do with my life right now I just don’t know what I want to do with it right now I don’t know what I wanna do with it I don’t know what I can do with it but I don’t know what I could do with it and I don’t know what I have to do with it

Most country names are kinda stupid/ silly

Guys, I’m starting to think this guy who just had massive corruption scandals with several people close to him might be a crook

It’s literally the point of the endgame in monopoly