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“But have you considered our ever-rising quarterly profits?!”

Bingo

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At least he’s tanning and processing the hides. So he’s got standards.

The dems should just start bringing bags of feathers and pots of tar to their meetings. Real casual like.

When do they rip the fountain off the wall and throw it through the window to freedom?

Every aspect of this picture is cool

Please do. There’s little worth salvaging

Someone please finally make the Rocky/Bambi crossover we’ve all been waiting for

The majority of our populace reads at roughly a 5th grade level. Now add a coefficient of technology divide.

Education is a long-haul strategy, and the right wingers have been destroying it for at least 40 years. There’s no way to quickly turn that around.

“What is my purpose?”

You make a mid cup of tea.

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Take your pick/all:

$$$/ lobbyists/ citizen united/ Dems deepthroating Corpo influence/ dinosaur leaders pruning any progressive candidates

It’s about 8 miles from the stadium to midtown.

It’s about 26 miles from Dulles to DC.

70% is better for disinfectant, as the water helps carry the alcohol across the cell membrane.

90+ works better to dissolve bong residues, and the coarse salt works as an abrasive

This was a running joke in Bio-Dome, with Pauly Shore and Stephen Baldwin

13 year olds are not adults, so why would the book be in an adult section anyway?

Of course, all of this is an obvious smokescreen for right wingers lashing out at anything they deem as intolerable.

There will never be a union between the educated and tolerant, and people who align themselves with right-wing authoritarian rhetoric.

“but look how much technology you’ve gotten to see as it evolved every 3 years.”

Tech can fuck off. All these technological advances have served some Capitalist at the expense of imploding the middle class, or distracting the masses with some shiny bauble while shareholders extort more flesh each quarter.

If tech advances don’t create a rising tide, they’re just a tool for exploitation.

In our system they are synonymous

I will never forgive the Baby Boomers for gleefully throwing every successive generation off a cliff while Boomers failed upwards through life.

It could also be that the average American is just fat as fuck and needs the extra space inside.

A full 2/3 of us are obese or overweight. Contrast to just 30 years ago, when most Americans were fairly thin. This ain’t normal, but it’s been normalized.