so you don’t slip on slick floors, like in a hospital

Do you wanna “still be cis tho?” or would you rather be something else? What would disappoint and/or scare you more?

🥺

When my biggest fear wasn’t being trans, but not getting to transition 🤦‍♀️

and by me time, i usually mean taking a nap ;3

This is so absurdly gay that they HAD to have known.

plz come back!!! don’t leave us here alone

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I was more wishing that the non cop had a reason for getting in trouble with the law other than sexual harassment. I thought the line was funny enough to post, even if the manga is ultimately fucked up

I’m here to weep remorsefully and cum, and I’m all out of both 😎

Their spine has been missing for a long time, which is why they’ve done nothing but drop the ball since the 1970s

gay panic (cuz girls cute)

sounds like most guys tbh. honestly, most people of all genders are pretty much the same

🤗

SLDUT?

“Don’t you know? Every older woman loses interest in men! That’s why we hang out with our cute female friends while the guys are on their ‘boys only’ trips. Come to think of it, ever since Jake started hanging out with Tom, he doesn’t ask me for sex anymore. It’s just as well, because he doesn’t notice the fun Molly and I get up to!”

a skybox of the earth is inside a shell; a 2d billboard if it isn’t

but Internet comms are safer and not as scary to flirt in ಥ_ಥ

wait, lemmings.world? is that one new?

we’re all too shy to put ourselves out there irl 😫