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  • WhiteWolfLTtoxkcd@lemmy.worldxkcd #2862: Typical Seating Chart
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    Basically a joke on how planes could have more seats.

    The main part of the plane is mostly the same. Front for first-class. Middle for economy. I’m assuming the bumper seats are more expensive cause they should be more fun. The penthouse is just the premium first class, assuming that they get they’re own room. The tail gunners might be the best seats cause you don’t have to do anything and get to earn extra miles. People in front of the back wing seem to be on death row.

    Wing seats don’t make sense cause wings are thin and you would be sitting on top of them but then you just die. Wings thick enough for people to sit at aren’t possible (I think) or they could just where you lie down, which would be preferable to sitting down. Peddling seats could be free but require a lot of leg work, not sure if they’re expected to peddle always or just in an emergency. Look out seems rather pointless, radar would be more reliable.

    The side car just seems dumb, likely to get torn off due to wind resistance.

    The cow cather is to catch cows, as the name implies.

    The hole for trash seem to be a bit unethical, littering and all that.

    Fighter escort seems pointless, planes rarely get shot down. Unless you’re flying over interesting countries.




  • I pirate music to archive it. I use youtube revanced to listen to music but the songs just disappear from my playlists with no way to know what dissapeared, spotify is nice but I still like to keep my music locally.

    I pirate movies to also keep them, I don’t have a DVD player so paying just for digital copies where ownership is questionable seems not worth it. Better to pirate and have it forever then to buy it and lose is it due to changes in policy or regional blocking. Streaming services are just not worth it, small roster of movies so you have to use different services for each movie. So simply not even worth the hassle

    I pirate most book, finding books I want in English is not possible and the best alternative is amazon which I’d rather not feed money.

    For games I have basic rules:

    1. Indie games are mostly offlimits, I’d rather support the studio (I might pirate indie games to see if I like them, since most don’t have demos but I would buy them if I liked them)

    2. Pirating bigger games I look at the developer and publisher. I pirate games made or published by companies I don’t like, for examle: EA (generally disliked for squeezing every ounce of profit out of games, too many micro-transactions) or blizzard/activion(Sexual harassment allegations, corporate greed). No need to support such companies just take what they make while they’re here.

    Publishers can also ruin games, look at how deep silver betrayed metro fans and signed and exclusive contract with epic last minute.

    As lord Gaben did say, piracy is just an issue of convenience but I would like to also add the factor of security of keeping them.