Every time I see him with his kid, I can’t help but think of the Insufferable comic where the dude’s got baby body armor

https://i.imgur.com/okvu4Qc.jpeg

On the other end, you’ve got billionaire Jeff Lawson rescuing The Onion from private equity hell. I count their revived print subscription as one of the best things I’ve spent money on recently, considering it used to be free.