sir_pronoun@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoHave a new crush but every time you sleep like shit next to her message-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down11
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squareHave a new crush but every time you sleep like shit next to her sir_pronoun@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square3fedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 3 days agoMore hair in the shower drain than you feel comfortable withmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down10
arrow-up110arrow-down1message-squareMore hair in the shower drain than you feel comfortable withDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 16 days agoReally good looking person who is probably single and in your league, but you will never, ever take the initiative to strike up a real conversation withmessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up116arrow-down15
arrow-up111arrow-down1message-squareReally good looking person who is probably single and in your league, but you will never, ever take the initiative to strike up a real conversation withDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 16 days agomessage-square1fedilink
jawa21@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 18 days agoYou bother a poor underpaid sysadmin that works for a non-profit because someone decided to be a jerk.message-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up123arrow-down12
arrow-up121arrow-down1message-squareYou bother a poor underpaid sysadmin that works for a non-profit because someone decided to be a jerk.jawa21@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 18 days agomessage-square7fedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 20 days agoPoorly applied window tint, complete with hundreds of air bubblesmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up112arrow-down11
arrow-up111arrow-down1message-squarePoorly applied window tint, complete with hundreds of air bubblesDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 20 days agomessage-square0fedilink
BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 21 days agoWatching the sun come up after spending a fitful night recovering from surgery 🥳message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down10
arrow-up114arrow-down1message-squareWatching the sun come up after spending a fitful night recovering from surgery 🥳BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 21 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 21 days agoGleeful toddler likely up to no goodmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down10
arrow-up110arrow-down1message-squareGleeful toddler likely up to no goodDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 21 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · edit-228 days agoYour password working the second time you typed it, even though you're absolutely positive you entered it correctly the first timemessage-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up134arrow-down10
arrow-up134arrow-down1message-squareYour password working the second time you typed it, even though you're absolutely positive you entered it correctly the first timeDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · edit-228 days agomessage-square7fedilink
jawa21@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 1 month agoThe dog you've had for 9 years suddenly decides that getting on the bed while you sleep and licking your ear is the best thing in the worldmessage-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up116arrow-down12
arrow-up114arrow-down1message-squareThe dog you've had for 9 years suddenly decides that getting on the bed while you sleep and licking your ear is the best thing in the worldjawa21@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square5fedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 1 month agoBig fantastic butt cheeksmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down11
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-squareBig fantastic butt cheeksDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoMaking a snow angel beneath evergreen trees message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down10
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-squareMaking a snow angel beneath evergreen trees SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 1 month agoDust particles dancing and flickering amidst the rays of light, beaming through old, sheer curtains on a still, summer afternoonmessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up111arrow-down10
arrow-up111arrow-down1message-squareDust particles dancing and flickering amidst the rays of light, beaming through old, sheer curtains on a still, summer afternoonDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square2fedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 1 month agoDelicious cookie, but you probably shouldn't, because you're trying to watch your figuremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down10
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squareDelicious cookie, but you probably shouldn't, because you're trying to watch your figureDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 1 month agoSitting on the toilet for so long that your legs no longer workmessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up123arrow-down10
arrow-up123arrow-down1message-squareSitting on the toilet for so long that your legs no longer workpmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square2fedilink
spicy pancake@lemmy.zipEnglish · 1 month agoStepping in the one wet spot on the kitchen floor while wearing socksmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up130arrow-down10
arrow-up130arrow-down1message-squareStepping in the one wet spot on the kitchen floor while wearing socksspicy pancake@lemmy.zipEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 1 month agoPattern on a wood wall that kind of looks like a dogmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down10
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-squarePattern on a wood wall that kind of looks like a dogDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · edit-21 month agoLarge man wearing basketball shorts in the dead of wintermessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down10
arrow-up114arrow-down1message-squareLarge man wearing basketball shorts in the dead of winterDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · edit-21 month agomessage-square0fedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · edit-21 month agoIdiot that doesn't know how to zipper mergemessage-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down13
arrow-up17arrow-down1message-squareIdiot that doesn't know how to zipper mergeDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · edit-21 month agomessage-square5fedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 2 months agoMystery smell in the fridgemessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down10
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squareMystery smell in the fridgeDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 2 months agoFriendly neighborhood catmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down12
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareFriendly neighborhood catDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink
