Christian@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 3 months agoI'm working on a screenplay for a remake of Castaway, but I'm considering not using a volleyball this time. Give me your best casting ideas for which inanimate object should play Wilson.message-squaremessage-square61fedilinkarrow-up163arrow-down110
arrow-up153arrow-down1message-squareI'm working on a screenplay for a remake of Castaway, but I'm considering not using a volleyball this time. Give me your best casting ideas for which inanimate object should play Wilson.Christian@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square61fedilink
minus-squareMossy Feathers (She/They)linkfedilinkarrow-up13·3 months agoThe severed head of a man named Wilson.
minus-squareDrSleepless@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 months agoOooh, the dead body of Owen Wilson.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoOr the frustratingly unkillable body of Wade Wilson (Deadpool)
The severed head of a man named Wilson.
Oooh, the dead body of Owen Wilson.
Or the frustratingly unkillable body of Wade Wilson (Deadpool)
HEADPOOL!