kingthrillgore to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone • edit-229 days agoI barely rule howlemmy.mlimagemessage-square25fedilinkarrow-up1440arrow-down10
arrow-up1440arrow-down1imageI barely rule howlemmy.mlkingthrillgore to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone • edit-229 days agomessage-square25fedilink
minus-square@GluWu@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish49•30 days agoMe either, I shitpost via astral projection.
minus-square@Toribor@corndog.sociallinkfedilinkEnglish10•29 days agoBrowsing the Internet is a lot like pondering my orb.
minus-square@TotallynotJessica@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink29•29 days agoI don’t need to use a computer because I only exist as a lemmy user. I don’t exist outside of the interwebs
minus-square@GluWu@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish22•29 days agoIf the gay people in my phone were real I would kiss them.
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)linkfedilink15•29 days agoThat’s exactly what someone pretending not to be Jessica would say. Color me suspicious, “not” Jessica. I’m onto you.
minus-square@TotallynotJessica@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink17•29 days agoMy name is TotallynotJessica because I don’t have a corporeal form. There’s no physical Jessica behind this account, honest!
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)linkfedilink7•29 days agoIf you’re really an incorporeal entity, how many fingers am I holding up‽
minus-square@TotallynotJessica@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink8•29 days agoI don’t unlock omnipotence until level 12 unfortunately. Takes a lot of grinding to get xp 😔
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)linkfedilink4•29 days agoMmhmm. This is feeling more and more Jessicay by the minute!
Me either, I shitpost via astral projection.
Browsing the Internet is a lot like pondering my orb.
Using twitch is alot like being the orb pondered
I don’t need to use a computer because I only exist as a lemmy user. I don’t exist outside of the interwebs
If the gay people in my phone were real I would kiss them.
😘
That’s exactly what someone pretending not to be Jessica would say. Color me suspicious, “not” Jessica. I’m onto you.
My name is TotallynotJessica because I don’t have a corporeal form. There’s no physical Jessica behind this account, honest!
If you’re really an incorporeal entity, how many fingers am I holding up‽
I don’t unlock omnipotence until level 12 unfortunately. Takes a lot of grinding to get xp 😔
Mmhmm. This is feeling more and more Jessicay by the minute!
Im sorry. Please don’t haunt me!