“I substituted chicken eggs for traqueilean eggs, the beef with smoked Targ, and added in some leeola root to give it some bulk. 0/10 I followed the recipe exactly and it still tasted gross”
Meh I’d just swap Neelix and Keiko once we get away from star base and I think this is a crew I can work with. Well except for the fact that The Sisko is hunting us, that’s gonna be the end sooner or later.
Just to confirm, that’s Pah Wraith Keiko and not “were on a break” Keiko, right?
There’s a difference?
By all accounts Keiko does fine with the replicator. I’d put Riker in the kitchen - only Worf liked his cooking.
Pretty sure that was less “Riker can’t cook” and more “this unknown alien egg should be a perfect substitute for earth chicken egghhhhhhugghhhhh.”
“I substituted chicken eggs for traqueilean eggs, the beef with smoked Targ, and added in some leeola root to give it some bulk. 0/10 I followed the recipe exactly and it still tasted gross”
I used spaghetti for gahk. Just shake your plate if they aren’t moving enough for you. Worf, stop smashing the Wesley Crusher collectible china
At least make some homemade egg/flour noodles so they’re nice and chunky!
Skinny gagh just looks malnourished. The best gagh is fat and wiggly!
Replicator says no.
Meh I’d just swap Neelix and Keiko once we get away from star base and I think this is a crew I can work with. Well except for the fact that The Sisko is hunting us, that’s gonna be the end sooner or later.
Sisko is in the federation, how extreme could his actions be?
Remember when he bombarded a planet with a biogenic weapon so Maquis humans couldn’t live there? Good times.
To be fair its the one known case of tit for tat to work that I know of.