• Vanth
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    2927 days ago

    Invest in tennis balls. They have a high rate of return.

    • Vanth
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      27 days ago

      Serious version. Probably mostly US-centric:

      Credit cards are a tool. Just like any other tool, they can be useful or they can cause damage when improperly used. Educate yourself on how to wield a credit card effectively.

      • @AndrewZabar@lemmy.world
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        627 days ago

        Credit cards are a tool. Just like any other tool, they can be useful or they can cause damage when improperly used. Educate yourself on how to wield a credit card effectively.

        What he’s trying to say is, learn to use them like ninja stars - shuriken. They’re sharp and deadly if scaled properly.

        • @Dozzi92@lemmy.world
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          326 days ago

          When I worked at Barnes&Noble as a teen (~2007-2008), my coworker and I would just whip gift cards around at each other. Was a good three months.

        • Vanth
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          227 days ago

          Maybe like nunchucks. Use them wrong and they’ll whack you in the nuts.