copacetic@discuss.tchncs.de to Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoYes, your illegal Columbian girlfriend should also be deportedi.redd.itimagemessage-square161fedilinkarrow-up1841arrow-down113
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minus-squareCarbonIceDragonlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up56·4 days agoI mean, deport him where? Any other country would probably deport him right back here.
minus-squareMiles O'Brien@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up40·4 days ago… Antarctica doesn’t seem to have much in the way of law enforcement, so they likely wouldn’t deport him back to us. Could we Try there?
minus-squareTrickDacy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·4 days agoSo he could fuck up the only thing really going on there which is scientific studies? Fuck that. There’s entire deserts that would love to have him
minus-squareMiles O'Brien@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·4 days agoYou make a good point. The sand consumes all.
minus-squareMadison420@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoYou’d be wrong there, they have police and they are in fact strict, the US marshal system does not fuck around.
minus-squareJesusaurus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·4 days agoCan we start deporting the inbred uneducated to the great Pacific Garbage patch?
minus-squareneoman4426@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up19·4 days agoLaunching things into the sun takes a lot of energy and complex calculations. It’s interestingly easier to send something out of the solar system than into the sun
minus-squareTheLowestStone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·4 days agoTo be perfectly honest, I’m not actually worried about whether or not he makes it to the sun.
minus-squaretrolololol@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 days agoOh now you want to risk these unstable geniuses to be the first things aliens find about earth?
minus-squarechildOfMagenta@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 days agoAren’t the calculations easy? The energy is insane though.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 days agoWhere is Superman when we need him?
minus-squareSkunkWorkz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 days agoThe ocean, out of an helicopter. It’s what they voted for.
I mean, deport him where? Any other country would probably deport him right back here.
… Antarctica doesn’t seem to have much in the way of law enforcement, so they likely wouldn’t deport him back to us.
Could we Try there?
So he could fuck up the only thing really going on there which is scientific studies? Fuck that. There’s entire deserts that would love to have him
You make a good point.
The sand consumes all.
The penguins must feed
You’d be wrong there, they have police and they are in fact strict, the US marshal system does not fuck around.
Can we start deporting the inbred uneducated to the great Pacific Garbage patch?
How about the sun?
Launching things into the sun takes a lot of energy and complex calculations. It’s interestingly easier to send something out of the solar system than into the sun
To be perfectly honest, I’m not actually worried about whether or not he makes it to the sun.
Oh now you want to risk these unstable geniuses to be the first things aliens find about earth?
Aren’t the calculations easy? The energy is insane though.
Where is Superman when we need him?
The ocean, out of an helicopter. It’s what they voted for.
Colombia? Duh.
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