I don’t know enough Haskell to tell you whether you’re right about that or not (read: I know literally zero Haskell) but that sounds vaguely correct. That said, JavaScript is strongly and dynamically typed as well – it’s just a lot more lenient with implicit type conversions than Python is because of obscure 90s bullshit.

Also: don’t let anyone tell you you’re not a real programmer. If you even know what Haskell is, you’ve more than passed my bar.