• SoupBrick
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    14 hours ago

    The economy is so shit, eldrich skinwalkers are doing gig work for Amazon.

    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      8 hours ago

      I know. We need murderback.

      Look, native american people have their needs. Landback makes sense for them. It’s justice, i think. But it really doesn’t serve the creatures who traditionally haunt the nightmares of this great land.

      And they deserve justice too.

      As much as id like to be murdered by a hot ancient regime countess who would drink me like a fucking milkshake, or be changeling’d by the fair folk, i think justice calls for me to be devoured so that, I hope, for one brief moment, might bring partial relief to a wendigo’s boundless hunger.