• themeatbridge
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    1039 months ago

    “What? It’s cute!”

    -some dipshit with an Agile certification

    • Lexi Sneptaur
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      319 months ago

      Gonna get an agile certification to get such a position and then coach my team into a fucking union

      • iByteABit [he/him]
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        19 months ago

        Can many of us also get an agile certification and coach the proletariat to seize the means of production?

      • @ninjan@lemmy.mildgrim.com
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        39 months ago

        Bonus in my experience would be the team in question get 10-30% of the total to share. If we’re talking a pure sales team it varies wildly however, I’ve seen everything from 10-50% to the team. In some industries sales people can make more than their CEO good years.