• @Gallardo994@sh.itjust.works
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    558 months ago

    Let’s remake it. Instead of completely reverting it after 30 seconds, do the following:

    • change timespan to 30 days
    • after each blink, you see a WinRar-esque trial window which you have to close manually by touching your butthole with bare fingers.
      • @SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world
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        228 months ago

        I have a fix. Cut off the tip of one of your fingers and stick it up your ass. Now the WinRar-esque trial window will not show up anymore. Either that or switch to 7z (which is better anyways) but I know you mother fuckers follow bill gates to closely to ever even think of using a program that is free, open source, faster, and just over all better.

        • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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          48 months ago

          Way ahead of you! Did that 5 years ago! Still get a notification through my colon that my finger is out of date and needs to be updated now and then, but I just consider that a bonus 🤷

        • skulblaka
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          -48 months ago

          Had me in the first half there. But Bill Gates didn’t write winrar and 7zip works just fine on windows, so I’m not sure what that whole rant was about.

            • skulblaka
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              38 months ago

              Sure, that part made sense given the context. Sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do.

      • Queen HawlSera
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        28 months ago

        I know I do, had a hemorrhoid bust back there, now it itches unless I use a bidet which I don’t have