@gibmiser@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 7 months agoNo nut November is finally over but...lemmy.worldimagemessage-square49fedilinkarrow-up1514arrow-down130
arrow-up1484arrow-down1imageNo nut November is finally over but...lemmy.world@gibmiser@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 7 months agomessage-square49fedilink
minus-squareswiftcastylinkfedilink11•7 months agoWould you rather have your toilet crave your excrement, or despise you for it?
minus-square@CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink17•7 months agoDefinitely crave it. The idea of my toilet begging me not to every time I have to take a dump… or worse yet, quietly crying throughout the process… I’d just rather not tbh
minus-squareEager EaglelinkfedilinkEnglish8•7 months agoI want to hug that toilet, and I’m not even drunk
minus-squareSwaylinkfedilinkEnglish3•7 months agoThat toilet is gonna snap one day, get tired of all the shit, and lay porcelain hands on the user.
minus-squareStantanalinkfedilink6•7 months agoYou’d end up shitting your pants, and then you’d have to deal with your clothes complaining about the smell all day.
minus-square@SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink3•7 months agoOr if you have gut rot it just goes “Ohhh…gaaaah! Noooo!!!”
minus-square@Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyilinkfedilinkEnglish1•7 months agoYeah it’s pleased or horrified depending on the quality of your shit “you really need more fiber man, that consistency is terrible, gross” “Damn now that’s a pristine shit, delicous, keep looking after yourself” “Urgh, why do I taste blood in your stool, go see a doctor ASAP”
minus-square@gibmiser@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilink12•7 months agoCrave it, but in a friendly crackhead sort of way.
Would you rather have your toilet crave your excrement, or despise you for it?
Definitely crave it. The idea of my toilet begging me not to every time I have to take a dump… or worse yet, quietly crying throughout the process… I’d just rather not tbh
I want to hug that toilet, and I’m not even drunk
That toilet is gonna snap one day, get tired of all the shit, and lay porcelain hands on the user.
Feed me!
God damn it I’m going to bed
You’d end up shitting your pants, and then you’d have to deal with your clothes complaining about the smell all day.
Or if you have gut rot it just goes “Ohhh…gaaaah! Noooo!!!”
Yeah it’s pleased or horrified depending on the quality of your shit “you really need more fiber man, that consistency is terrible, gross”
“Damn now that’s a pristine shit, delicous, keep looking after yourself”
“Urgh, why do I taste blood in your stool, go see a doctor ASAP”
Crave it, but in a friendly crackhead sort of way.
I’ll buy you a hamburger if you let me eat your shit.