Lanky_Pomegranate530 to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 7 months agoWhat's the biggest "Green Flag" that could be misinterpreted as a "Red Flag"?message-square117fedilinkarrow-up1164arrow-down112
arrow-up1152arrow-down1message-squareWhat's the biggest "Green Flag" that could be misinterpreted as a "Red Flag"?Lanky_Pomegranate530 to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 7 months agomessage-square117fedilink
minus-squareschmorplinkfedilinkEnglish50•7 months agoCurrently sitting next to silent bf silently. We just grunt at each other for days in a row. Live with someone wanting constant interaction = hell.
minus-square@bfg9k@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink45•7 months agoMy wife and I have a whole system: one grunt = I love you / thanks two grunts = I want attention and love one long grunt = I am in whine mode and want to talk about it two short grunts = I want to fuck you three short grunts = I’m hungry and want snacks
minus-square@mycatiskai@lemmy.onelinkfedilink15•7 months agoWhat happens if you don’t hear the first of three short grunts? Does one of you wonder why the other one is naked when they really just want a burrito?
minus-square@xmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink9•7 months agoSo the cherries and whipped cream are for five grunts. Interesting.
Currently sitting next to silent bf silently. We just grunt at each other for days in a row. Live with someone wanting constant interaction = hell.
My wife and I have a whole system:
Tim? How’s Mr. Wilson these days? lol
What happens if you don’t hear the first of three short grunts? Does one of you wonder why the other one is naked when they really just want a burrito?
¿Por que no los dos?
So the cherries and whipped cream are for five grunts. Interesting.
Haha this is wholesome! 💗