• g0d0fm15ch13f
      link
      fedilink
      10
      edit-2
      1 year ago

      Dude one stole some Doritos from me once. Wtf do you mean “they can’t hurt you”

    • @Jelly@lemmy.blahaj.zone
      link
      fedilink
      91 year ago

      One time, I was walking along the sidewalk next to some geese. They were so close that the intrusive thoughts won, and I tried to poke it. It hit me with its wing and left me with a nice bruise :(

      • @Wahots
        link
        51 year ago

        If you successfully poked it, was it kinda soft? They look kinda floofy.

    • @Windex007@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      31 year ago

      I’ve heard stories that their wings are powerful enough to break an arm… But I’ve never heard first or second hand of that actually happening.

      Considering how much denser our bones are than thiers, it always struck me as a risky proposition on their part to hit us that hard.