• @jaschen@lemm.ee
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    224 months ago

    Ya, but you might end up getting shot by the police instead.

    “SIR!!! What is that box in my hands?!?! Drop it now!!!”

    “It’s a blender! It will break if I drop it.”

    “Johnson, I heard explode if he drops it”

    Bam bam bam.

    Job well done. Time for my “administrative leave” while the union sort this all out.

    • @Got_Bent@lemmy.world
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      24 months ago

      That’s funny and I chuckled, but for real the police station down the street has designated parking spaces specifically for these types of transactions.

      • @jaschen@lemm.ee
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        24 months ago

        Unless it’s a specifically designed for it, I probably won’t go to a police station with a box.