Or maybe a transparent plastic bottle is the water equivalent of a penthouse. You’re being carried around by a servant all day and you’ve got a nice 360° view on the surroundings.
Unlike these poor homeless droplets in the ocean. Being pushed around by the wind permanenly, fish pooping on you and no privacy at all.
What if it wants to be drunk, for it’s own nefarious reasons, and it’s smart enough to understand that better branding makes that more likely?
Or maybe a transparent plastic bottle is the water equivalent of a penthouse. You’re being carried around by a servant all day and you’ve got a nice 360° view on the surroundings.
Unlike these poor homeless droplets in the ocean. Being pushed around by the wind permanenly, fish pooping on you and no privacy at all.
Plausible. I pay good money to get drunk.