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  • AVincentInSpace
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    6 months ago

    Sirens: Come listen to our sweet songs, look at our gorgeous bodies

    Asexual sea captain: Nah thanks, I’m good

    Sirens: Oh okay

    Sirens: Some sea captain you are. The last ship that wrecked here, the captain told me you were too weak even to fight a siren

    Asexual sea captain steering toward the rocks while reciting the navy seal copypasta: