downpunxx to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 12 days agoI'm breakin' rocks in the hot sunfedia.ioimagemessage-square55fedilinkarrow-up1735arrow-down16
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minus-squareMatch!!linkEnglish4•12 days agoPractice shoplifting a little every time. Especially if you also have friends who want to get into crime.
minus-square@brokenlcd@feddit.itlinkfedilink14•edit-212 days agoYes, start small, lift the plastic door off the hinges; then slowly go for the bigger stuff; hit the gym as swell to make it a little easier on yourself. Eventually you’ll be able to lift that whole ass target.
minus-square@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish9•12 days agoLocal target store stolen in its entirety, investigators baffled
minus-squareMatch!!linkEnglish2•12 days agoPrimary suspect is a Californian woman in a carmine trenchcoat
minus-square@Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglish4•12 days agoCarry a screwdriver with replaceable bits and slowly dismantle everything, one screw at a time.
minus-square@merari42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink4•11 days agoShoplifting began in ancient Phoenicia where thieves would literally lift the corner of a shop in order to snatch the sweet, sweet olives within.
minus-square@PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksBlinkfedilinkEnglish2•11 days agoHere is an alternative Piped link(s): Phoenicia where thieves would literally lift the corner of a shop in order to snatch the sweet, sweet olives within Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube. I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.
Practice shoplifting a little every time. Especially if you also have friends who want to get into crime.
Yes, start small, lift the plastic door off the hinges; then slowly go for the bigger stuff; hit the gym as swell to make it a little easier on yourself. Eventually you’ll be able to lift that whole ass target.
Local target store stolen in its entirety, investigators baffled
Primary suspect is a Californian woman in a carmine trenchcoat
Carry a screwdriver with replaceable bits and slowly dismantle everything, one screw at a time.
I got a Target on my back and it’s heavy as fuck
Shoplifting began in ancient Phoenicia where thieves would literally lift the corner of a shop in order to snatch the sweet, sweet olives within.
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
Phoenicia where thieves would literally lift the corner of a shop in order to snatch the sweet, sweet olives within
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.