Flying Squid to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 8 days agoSo much for that fetish...lemmy.worldimagemessage-square47fedilinkarrow-up1871arrow-down116
arrow-up1855arrow-down1imageSo much for that fetish...lemmy.worldFlying Squid to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 8 days agomessage-square47fedilink
minus-square@disguy_ovahea@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish160•8 days agoSpeak for yourself, Californian. I can’t count the number of times I’ve been fucked by the subway.
minus-squareFlying SquidOPlinkfedilinkEnglish40•8 days agoI don’t know about getting fucked, but I hear you can get pregnant on the Subway if you sit in the wrong seat puddle.
minus-square@tacosanonymous@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish30•8 days agoI just threw up in my mouth a bit.
minus-squareFlying SquidOPlinkfedilinkEnglish23•8 days agoYeah, the lack of good passenger rail in the U.S. does that to me too.
minus-square@pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zonecakelinkfedilinkEnglish6•8 days agoreplies in a train
minus-square@disguy_ovahea@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish7•8 days agoProbably. I leave seats for the elderly and disabled. I have a disability that causes me to manspread if I sit, so I just stand and shift.
minus-square@Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglish11•8 days agoUnderstandable, I too suffer from Bofa.
minus-square@Masamune@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish3•8 days agoEvery ride is a surprise, that’s why we love* the MTA! *hate
minus-square@Mango@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish12•8 days agoDamn, our education system is so bad they didn’t even teach you to count to fifty?
minus-square@Milk_Sheikh@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish3•8 days agoWhat about getting fucked behind a Jimmy John’s? Asking for a friend 👀
minus-square@NaoPb@eviltoast.orglinkfedilinkEnglish1•8 days agoYou are supposed to get on the train, not the other way around.
minus-square@hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.comcakelinkfedilinkEnglish-5•8 days agoFucked in the subway* By the subway implies that the subway has been fucking you which I have hard time believing
Speak for yourself, Californian. I can’t count the number of times I’ve been fucked by the subway.
I don’t know about getting fucked, but I hear you can get pregnant on the Subway if you sit in the wrong seat puddle.
I just threw up in my mouth a bit.
Yeah, the lack of good passenger rail in the U.S. does that to me too.
replies in a train
That’s the other puddle
Probably. I leave seats for the elderly and disabled. I have a disability that causes me to manspread if I sit, so I just stand and shift.
Understandable, I too suffer from Bofa.
Fine… What’s Bofa…
inhales
BOFA DEEZ NUTZ
Godamnit you did it.
gottm
Every ride is a surprise, that’s why we love* the MTA!
*hate
Damn, our education system is so bad they didn’t even teach you to count to fifty?
Username checks out.
What about getting fucked behind a Jimmy John’s? Asking for a friend 👀
You are supposed to get on the train, not the other way around.
Fucked in the subway*
By the subway implies that the subway has been fucking you which I have hard time believing
Nah, you read it right.