Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 10 days ago

Life pro tip: Maybe give her some pointers if it's her first blow job.

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Life pro tip: Maybe give her some pointers if it's her first blow job.

Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 10 days ago

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Maple Engineer
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11•10 days ago
I read that Gordon Ramsey does the same thing.
- @kautau@lemmy.world
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  10 days ago
  Wait he cucks or he is the cuck
  
  Edit: Either way now I want a TV show where Gordon berates people for being bad at fucking his wife
  - Maple Engineer
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    8•9 days ago
    No, Gordon writes essays to give to people about how he likes to get head.
  - Match!!
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    3•7 days ago
    Condom? It’s fucking RAW!

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