• over_clox@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    First you have to show her how to sharpen a can opener, then show her how to light a pan on fire.

    You got this 👍

    • Alexstarfire@lemmy.world
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      6 months ago

      You think I sharpen my own can opener? I ain’t got time for that. I hire a bunch of microscopic guys with files to do it for me.