• afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    Must be an interesting audit.

    IRS agent: so you put down that you received a “Cincinnati Steamer” as part of your compensation for employing this vendor.

    Dude: that’s right

    IRS agent: please describe what goes into a Cincinnati Steamer so I can assign it to a category or categories. Also do you happen to have her W2s and social security number?

    Dude: sure, and no I don’t have her paperwork. Surprisingly she didn’t share it with me.