1. We’re here, we’re Queer, get used to it.
  2. Love & Tolerate; Bash the Fash.
  3. Everyone gets yiffed (consensually).
  4. There is an Anthro or Furryfied version of everything. Yes, even that. And that too. No exceptions.
  5. Someone, somewhere, thinks you’re hot. No exceptions.
  6. Someone, somewhere, shares your kinks. No exceptions.
  7. Every part of Furry is a collective responsibility, comrade. (Even this text – suggestions welcome!)
  8. Everyone “totally not a Furry” will get good-naturedly mocked by Furries. No exceptions.
  9. Furry-hate is laundered Queer-hate. Stay vigilant.
  10. Furries make the Internets go.
  11. We are literally older than human civilization. We outlasted the Puritans, 4chan, SomethingAwful, CSI, Vanity Fair, and the Burned Furs. We are still here. The Fandom still grows and expands (uwu). We shall endure. We are inevitable. Expect us.