alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 6 months agoIt's called attaining divinitysh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square96fedilinkarrow-up1564arrow-down122
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minus-squareNateNate60@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up78arrow-down1·6 months agoASM is high level. Real programmers use punch cards
minus-squareSylveon@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up78arrow-down1·6 months agoReal programmers use a magnetized needle and a steady hand.
minus-squarePrunebutt@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up34·6 months agoThere’s an emacs-command to do that.
minus-squareHupf@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down1·6 months agoNo, the emacs command is for the butterfly
minus-squarePrunebutt@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·6 months agoDang, I meant a neovim-Plugin
minus-squareEntirelyUnlovable@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·6 months agoREAL programmers tap into the electron flow across the CPU and set bits in real time
minus-squareboonhet@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up43·6 months agoOnce met a man who said he loved assembly language because it was so much nicer than punch cards and FORTRAN, but C was OK too. This was last year. In his defense though, he’s been retired for years, used to work as a professor.
ASM is high level. Real programmers use punch cards
Real programmers use a magnetized needle and a steady hand.
There’s an emacs-command to do that.
No, the emacs command is for the butterfly
Dang, I meant a neovim-Plugin
Emacs keybind?
REAL programmers tap into the electron flow across the CPU and set bits in real time
Back to the iron ages
Once met a man who said he loved assembly language because it was so much nicer than punch cards and FORTRAN, but C was OK too.
This was last year. In his defense though, he’s been retired for years, used to work as a professor.