How many atheists have tried shoeinv their dicks down your child’s throat in the name of jesus?

How many atheists have murdered or started wars in the name of <insert your favorite god or messiah here>

Howmany atheists have tried controlling your sex life?

How many atheists have required you believe in the almighty unicorn?

How many atheists have come to your door to bring you the good news?

How many atheists have raped and stolen only to then ask forgiveness the next Sunday?

How many atheists would quite happily assault, rape, or murder people whose only crime is loving someone of the wrong gender?

I could go on a while, but yeah, you’re right, atheists are worse than Christians or Muslims or whatever, we’re the worst.