• HonkyTonkWoman@lemm.ee
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    4 months ago

    “AP… did you eat your vegetables?”

    “Oh? Oh Really? Well how many did you eat?”

    “No. I mean eat. Not just pushed around the plate…”

    “That’s it. No more couch fuckin’ til you’ve finished your corn!”