I am a worm speaking through my host right now and I’ll tell ya buddy. This ain’t one of ours talking.

I’m a tapeworm though, maybe worms that don’t have to work so hard to get to the brain and control the host are trying to find reasons to get a bunch of humans in close proximity together under conditions that make it easy for them to spread.

Maybe these “wellness centers“ infect depressed people with the same kind of worm that RFK has?

I claim dibs on the rights! Stargate could use a metal gear~ish goa’uld secret invasion video game.

Remember that first season episode of TNG where brain worms took over control of Starfleet?

It’s like that but stupid.

too much of the host has survived 😔