Years later, I looked at my wedding party of six groomsmen and realized that every single one of them had, like me, grown up in a small Ohio town before leaving for Ohio State. To a man, all of them had found that couches coud satisfy them more than a women ever could, and that books are really just zipped HTML, and nobody really checks PGP signatures.
Now let’s not be hasty. We don’t know he was searching for porn. All we know for sure is that the search query he typed in contained the words “woman” and “dolphin”. There are plenty of legitimate reasons to search those two words together, like, uhh…
Umm…