Ball contains granulated sugar, brown sugar, softened butter, and vanilla paste. True nectar of the gods levels of delicious. Ball was formed by the really wacky & cool physics in my food processor.
Sale price is nine billion nine hundred and ninety-nine million nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine dollars and ninety-nine cents.
I’ll bid three felted cat hair balls, humanely harvested from organic free range cats in my house. While not a delicious, they are far more durable, and fun to throw harmlessly at friends and family.
Do you have a certificate of appraisal for these hairballs?
Only a certificate of them being regurgitation-free. Straight off the cat, no barfing involved.