Ball contains granulated sugar, brown sugar, softened butter, and vanilla paste. True nectar of the gods levels of delicious. Ball was formed by the really wacky & cool physics in my food processor.
Sale price is nine billion nine hundred and ninety-nine million nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine dollars and ninety-nine cents.
I’ll trade you The Ninja Who’s Always Behind Me But Too Sneaky To Be Seen. I’ve been trying to catch that slippery fuck for six years now, and never seen so much as glimpse. Everyone says there’s no Ninja behind me, but I know it’s just that they’re too good to be seen just by getting looked at, like some common bozo.
How can you be so certain this “ninja” will respect the terms of this trade?
Japanese moral code