usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml to politics @lemmy.world · 3 months agoTrump's campaign says it's 'not going to talk about couches'www.businessinsider.comexternal-linkmessage-square166fedilinkarrow-up1549arrow-down111
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minus-squaremagnetosphere@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up122arrow-down1·3 months agoThis was just a silly joke that got WAY out of hand. The author isn’t even trying to claim it’s real. Getting defensive and angry is the worst possible way to respond - therefore, I hope they keep doing it.
minus-squareusernamesAreTricky@lemmy.mlOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up41·3 months agoIt would be something to see a headline about JD Vance denying having relations with a couch Wonder if it’ll happen
minus-squarehddsx@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up37·3 months agoI did not have sexual relations with that couch
minus-squareMeron35@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up32·3 months agoI did not have sexual relations with that couch I did not have sexual relations with that couch I did not have sexual relations with that couch I did not have sexual relations with that couch I did not have sexual relations with that couch
minus-squaregravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 months ago I did not have sexual relations with that couch. Wait, that came out wrong
minus-squareusernamesAreTricky@lemmy.mlOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·edit-23 months ago“It depends on what the meaning of the word ‘is’ couch, is”
minus-squareEmpathicVagrant@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·3 months ago Not to completion, at least.
minus-squaredodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 months agoIf this is genuine, I think we should accept him at his word.
minus-squarewhoisearth@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 months agoOh god and they find out it was a new couch and JD has a thing for underage settees
minus-squareP00ptart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 months agoCould you imagine being the person that wrote that?!? Id take a drink of whatever just to do a spit take. “Omfg, I can’t believe it’s gone that far!”
minus-squareaaron@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24arrow-down1·3 months agoYou think fucking couches is a joke? Furniture abortions are at an all-time high and you think it’s some kind of silly joke?
minus-squareWindyRebel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·3 months agoCome on. You and I both know that those stats are cushioned.
minus-squareLightor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·3 months agoThere has been a steep recline in these numbers over the years.
This was just a silly joke that got WAY out of hand. The author isn’t even trying to claim it’s real. Getting defensive and angry is the worst possible way to respond - therefore, I hope they keep doing it.
It would be something to see a headline about JD Vance denying having relations with a couch
Wonder if it’ll happen
I did not have sexual relations with that couch
I did not have sexual relations with that couch
I did not have sexual relations with that couch
I did not have sexual relations with that couch
I did not have sexual relations with that couch
I did not have sexual relations with that couch
Wait, that came out wrong
“It depends on what the meaning of the word
‘is’couch, is”Not to completion, at least.
If this is genuine, I think we should accept him at his word.
Oh god and they find out it was a new couch and JD has a thing for underage settees
Could you imagine being the person that wrote that?!? Id take a drink of whatever just to do a spit take. “Omfg, I can’t believe it’s gone that far!”
You think fucking couches is a joke? Furniture abortions are at an all-time high and you think it’s some kind of silly joke?
Come on. You and I both know that those stats are cushioned.
There has been a steep recline in these numbers over the years.