Well was he? I hate it when they don’t let us know the outcome.
I mean it’s been 8 years, you think we’d know the answer by now…
Unless Jeff got to him first
HR Jeff is the guy that insists that at least one of the office pizzas has some shit ingredient on it that most (if not all) of the rest of the office hates. But when the pizzas finally show up, he doesn’t eat that claiming that he didn’t see it or he forgot about it. Then when you go back for seconds, the only thing left is the pizza with some vile topping on it.
Fuck Jeff.
Wait, what’s wrong with being an anteater?
Asking for a friend.
Fool, now Jeff can accuse you of being the anteater first and nobody will believe you when you try to accuse them instead.
Man, a tweet from 2015…I favourited this tweet live!
