What’s it called when you focus your entire life around stomping on other people and their rights and lives? “Liberty?” No, that sounds wrong somehow.

Maybe they should change their name to “Moms for Evil” or “Moms for Tyranny” or something. Somecritter might get the wrong idea!

Get rekt

No one likes these policies outside of the bored suburbanites who have nothing to do but cook up drama, and this made them feel like they could be part of something national.